Text meme

A couple of these are twitter things sent to my phone (I hate the word tweet for some reason). So they're extra weird.

1. Take your cell phone.
2. Open your txt messege inbox.
3. Answer the questions with a first sentence of the txt messege that has arrived.
4. Question 1 - First sentence from the first messege.
5. Question 2 - First sentence from the second messege, etc...

1. What would you say if your significant other was unfaithful?
working today ...unfortunatly just found out people are playing ultimate at one and i wont be able to make it because of work. (I HATE Ultimate...but maybe I would rather play that than talk to the unfaithful one)

2. What do you always say to your best friend?
Still on a high from the AWESOME day yesterday!

3. What is first thing you say when your friend is hit by a bus?
Thankr (Well now that isn't very nice, is it?)

4. What is the worst thing you could say to your enemy?
What side does the napkin go on? (I guess I'll be killing them with etiquette)

5. What does your mother say before you go to sleep?
No problem. It actually works out because Burgundy scheduled her birthday party for tonight at the last minute and I don't want to miss it. (Wow. What a mouthful for a goodnight.)

6. What would you scream if you won over a million in lottery?
I need ideas for self portraits andportraits of other people for my photo class...any ideas?

7. What would you say to God if you met him/her?
Drink your prune juice. (I guess God is having some problems?)

8. What would you like to hear the most?
Uneedm I'i ne vr been so dunk. (This is an actual text from an anonymous friend. I saved it because I think it's the funniest text I've ever gotten.)

9. What will be your last words?
Happy smirfday!!!